Thursday, July 15, 2010

Just a dream, what I go through for you, and Justin Beiber.....

The other day, I'm standing before a mirror looking at my rather nice ass. "Goddamm, that's a great ass! I'm soo lucky." I say. And it REALLY was. The thing about this is,.....that I have no ass. It was a fucking dream. I've been working out fanaticaly for 4-5 years now and have lost quite a bit of weight, but still I have no ass. In the past one couldn't tell where my back ended or my legs started. Everything flowed together. Now that I've joined the ranks of the unemployed, I've stepped up my work out, the result being I can now tell where my legs begin, but it's still a no go for the lower back-to-butt seperation point. I'm fighting a losing battle here. No one in my family has a butt. That's just the way my genetics are. No matter how much I do, I will never have a butt to be proud of. I know, there's more to life than looks. Blah, blah, blah...... Good wisdom, for sure. The reality is that those who are not pretty/hot or handsome have to work a lot harder to get ahead in our society than those who are. Sometimes you can work with what you have and play up you hand to a better one. Other times(like me...) no matter what you do, you're never going to make anything out of the shit hand life has delt you....

All these catgirl images that I post here for no one to look at(let's be honest here, nobody reads this crap. I might as well be preaching to a wall.) I find by scouring the net. Mostly I have two resouces that are quite productive, but I found a third the other day. The images have "tags" assoiciated with them. One of the tags has almost 3000 pages of images associated to it. I've been able to work my way to page 1600-something. It's a tough job, but I'm willing to do it! Here's a sample of what I've found, by Tony Taka:

























Finally, I saw a couple of Justin Beiber videos on VH1's Morning Jump, or maybe it was Morning Start?.... Ahh, who gives a fuck, anyways, I felt like I was being sold a bill of goods. Like an Icelander being sold a Miata. In these trying times, rather than assemble a boy band, it feels like they found a kid who could be all five members wrapped up in one fabricated musician, pay one kid instead of five. It felt fake as all hell. Or maybe the creators of this atrocity are trying to rip-off Justin Timberlake. When watching a Timberlake video(It's not something I usually do, I'm NOT a Timberlake fan), you can see that this dude CAN dance AND sing. Beiber, not so much. All the lightning quick editing hides the fact that he can't dance that well. In a day I could learn his moves, seriously. And his voice wasn't all that great. Of course, just like some of Timberlake's, the videos were duets with R&B/Hip-hop/Rap folk. Like whoring him to the public by using the duets with true artists will give him credability. While he might have made a solid addition to a boy band("cute little brother type" would be where I'd cast him), he is misscast as a solo "artist". He's nothing but pop-star in a can. Take one cute kid, sprinkle with heavy studio production and top off with a chessy video. What crap.......

And wrapping up today's rants:Koshka from Usagi-chan de Cue

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