It's because of the stupid pants they wear. Duh. (I'll explain shortly...) In the last four days, two young men have been fatally shot in Lansing. Yesterday, I was delivering for work and saw quite a few youngins strutin around wearing those pants with the crotch at their knees. It got me wondering, could that be the reason why? When the lead starts flyin' and you're running like your ankels are shackled, you're gonna easy pickins for the gunmen. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Think I'm full of shit? How many women get shot? Damn few. Why? Because they don't wear those pants. The leads a flying and they're up on the balls of their feet just haulin ass. Meanwhile the foolish looking dudes are getting punched full of holes. How pathetic. Dying because of a fashion statement.
* yeah, I'm being ridiculous. I know there's a lot more going on other than dumb looking pants. If this pissed you off, Fuck off and die. You clearly can't handle sarcasim and we're better off with out you.
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