Useless drivers

It's almost more than a man can take, dealing with the constant barage of idiot drivers. Every day they get in their cars and: turn into sheep, blindly following the douchebag in front of them, get on the phone, put on makeup, etc, etc.... Did you know that left lane is for PASSING? or TURNING? If not, get the f**k over you f**kwad!Why the hell does one asshole drive along in the left lane, not passing or turning and every other asshole just lines up behind the first one like sheep?! Alot of the problem is people don't see the big picture, they think of only themselves. The trick is to pull out of line(yes, i'm talking of passing on the right), pull along side of the first ass, lightly honk your horn, and when he/she looks over, give 'em the finger along with a big smile, then speed off. Come on! Driving a car is soo easy. That said why do so many people suck at it? I don't care if you want to blab on the phone, spackle on your make up, touch yourself, whatever, just get the hell over, you asshole, you're holding the rest of us up. Don't be such an inconsiderate prick! At some NASCAR races they talk about a move called the "bump and run". It involves bumping the car in front of you out of the way then continuing on. I'd like to see this move legalized for use on public streets. One thing for sure is the curbs on my way to work would be lined with lots of dumbasses that I'd put there. Finally, in the words of Henry Rollins, in reference to you worthless drivers:"You should mow my lawn and pay me $2 an hour, because you suck and should be destroyed". Now go F**k off!