Cop: Do you know what the speed limit is on Mt Hope road?
Me: 45.
Cop: How fast were you going?
Me: Speedo read 45.
Cop: How fast did it feel like you were going?
Me: 45.
Cop: I paced you going 60.
Me: 60?! (said as if to say "Are fucking kidding me!!??")
He was this young cop complete with the buzz-cut. He felt to me like the very stereotype of a young cop with something to prove. I wanted to call him out and stomp in his shit, but decided against ,because no good would come from it. Get this, While I was driving on Mt Hope, I was being PASSED by other cars and I was NOT speeding. Maybe he figured me for some dumb kid with a P.O.S. car with loud exhaust and thought I would make for an easy ticket. He did let me off with a warning, no ticket. For that I AM thankful to him. However, I almost laughed when he handed my stuff back and scolded me for speeding. What a bunch of bullshit. If I was actually doing the 15 over he claimed, I'm pretty sure he would've wrote me a ticket. Good thing for him he didn't. The husband of one of my Moms friends is a lawyer who loves taking on stuff like this. Paced me doing 60....yeah right, when monkeys fly out your ass.
There's this gum (?) ad in Japan that has some of the characters from The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzamiya in it. At the end there's this shot of a trifecta of Neko-Yukis. This isn't the shot from the ad, but pretty awesome stuff none the less....
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