Ewwww, gross.

It's no secret that kids creep me out. Well, at least through12 yrs old or so. Infants being the worst. I can't tell you why. They just always have. It's not any one kid, it's all of them. I feel bad for saying this, but even my niece and nephew, and my buddies kid. I'm just really uncomfortable around them. It's not the kids fault I'm soo facking weird, but that's the way it is. Anyways, I was watching some MTV show called "16 and pregnant" (I think that's what it's called....) and the "Dee-Dee-Dee" couple(Carlos Mencia reference...) of the episode were in the delivery room giving birth. Right before the kid came out, I had this visual of the father seeing his kid coming out of a vagina that, now STRETCHED WAY OUT, was nine months prior nice and snug. The visual was him seeing his GF's poon all stretched out and thinking to himself, "Well, so much for that....". Guess you had to be there..... Sorry, back on track here. So the kids pops out and the nurses, doctor, whomever holds it up. Everyone was smiling and happy, all joyous for the new life........ I was horrified at the sight of this thing, all greasy and slimmy. I've seen less disgusting shit in a slasher flick. There was nothing appealing about this at all. On a related note, I saw a woman at the gas station earlier this week, who was a few months pregnant and thought" Eww, Ick!". Kids and pregnancy? Fuck, whatever! You can keep that crap. I don't need it, don't want it.

Edit: I need to clarify in case somebody actually reads this stuff. The few kids I have exposure to are all good kids. There's nothing wrong with the kids, they've done nothing to me, I'm just really uncomfortable around them. Truth be known, I hope none of these people ever read this, because I'm sure there will be some sort of misunderstanding because of it. You know how people are about their kids.....

Sorry, no Catgirl stuff this time round. It's all on my flash drive and I don't feel like getting it. Maybe tomorrow. Peace.